University poems using random words

By popular demand (by friends I used to work at the University with) here are some of the little poems I wrote when I worked there. When things were light on and we were bored, my friends would send me a little list of three or more unrelated words and I'd make up a poem using them...

Here are two of the better ones:

#1:

Word list: Einstein, Lady Godiva, equator, saliva

Einstein was quite impressed
When he saw Lady Godiva
His eyes were bright, his tongue hung out
all coated with saliva

And tho' the Lady knocked him back
He knew he couldn't hate her,
because he was so taken with
the sight of her equator

#2:

Word list: antelope, elope, chocolate, feathers, elusive

A rooster loved an antelope
He wanted her to wed
But she said to him: "We can't elope,
because we have no bed"

Nor chocolates, nor flow'rs, nor jew'ls
Would ever change her mind
It 'twas a bed or nothing
for that daft elusive hind.

And so the rooster plucked himself
With feathers to construct
A bed which would enable him,
His antelope to f**k

But his new strange appearance
Made the antelope quite sick
A naked chook? No second look
She gave that cock the flick.